you hill billy dumb … you hill billy dumb ain’t no cat fish in north america that get’s 10ft+ gomer tard. stick to playing banjos and raping sheep you are much more suited for that.
I remember hearing … I remember hearing a story about a guy from Oklahoma whod go noodling naked. His method was unique among fellow noodlers as he would also paint his chartreuse to attract the flat-heads. Once latched onto his dick decoy, Okie would let the fish ride a while. He was quoted: It just came to me one day Shit, its free, I ownz it, why not use it! Painted my and then Whoa… instant success! First they clamp down pretty hard, but after a bit they just enjoy gurgling on it for fun.
My grandma likes to … My grandma likes to fish around my nutsack like this..only she doesnt come up with a fish!
The last time was my birthday.
I asked to see who could remember.
My dad couldnt..I told him..”fuck you dumb i am 12!”
My own Mom couldnt recall.I said “fuck yourself I am 12″
I asked grandma and she went in my pants grabbing my and balls for a half hour..jiggling the back and forth.YOU ARE 12!
I said “fuck granny how did you figure it out?
She said”I heard you tell your mom and dad”.
Rub a can of … Rub a can of creamed corn on your and you’ll have real good luck with catching them. I took my sister out last week to show her my theory. She rubbed the corn in real good and added a cup of instant grits to the mix,it worked great! I hung my ugly stick out in the water and felt the sweet mouth of the biggest catfish ever! I looked down and realised it was my sis gnawing on my rod. We actually got fined for using my method.. I didn’t know you weren’t allowed to fish in the pool at the YMCA.
This is a game I … This is a game I play with my wife. We turn the bathroom lights out then I shove my fist in the bathtub and it is instantly engulfed by a giant, slimy, stinking, bottom-dwelling, fish. I get more blood and puss on my arm than those rednecks do. pussies!
Hillbilly Cat Fishing
im drinking a …
im drinking a nutrilite
O_O bigass fishies
O_O bigass fishies
omg those are huge!
omg those are huge!
it all tastes good
it all tastes good
You CAN eat them… …
You CAN eat them… But they are gonna be super tough and probably taste even worse.
Of course you can …
Of course you can eat them! I don’t think I’d let one get ahold of my arm unless I were going to eat it.
thats some good …
thats some good fishing right there did you have stink bait in your hand? LOL
you hill billy dumb …
you hill billy dumb ain’t no cat fish in north america that get’s 10ft+ gomer tard. stick to playing banjos and raping sheep you are much more suited for that.
dog foods best
dog foods best
I’m from Alabama, …
I’m from Alabama, and we do the same thing… But our catfish are 10ft+ unlike that little runt
true true…
true true…
You can’t eat those …
You can’t eat those mofos though right? Do they go like for cat and dog food?
omfg thats just …
omfg thats just sick but bweast lol
nooooooodling
nooooooodling
Country boys can …
Country boys can survive.
I remember hearing …
I remember hearing a story about a guy from Oklahoma whod go noodling naked. His method was unique among fellow noodlers as he would also paint his chartreuse to attract the flat-heads. Once latched onto his dick decoy, Okie would let the fish ride a while. He was quoted: It just came to me one day Shit, its free, I ownz it, why not use it! Painted my and then Whoa… instant success! First they clamp down pretty hard, but after a bit they just enjoy gurgling on it for fun.
My grandma likes to …
My grandma likes to fish around my nutsack like this..only she doesnt come up with a fish!
The last time was my birthday.
I asked to see who could remember.
My dad couldnt..I told him..”fuck you dumb i am 12!”
My own Mom couldnt recall.I said “fuck yourself I am 12″
I asked grandma and she went in my pants grabbing my and balls for a half hour..jiggling the back and forth.YOU ARE 12!
I said “fuck granny how did you figure it out?
She said”I heard you tell your mom and dad”.
Rub a can of …
Rub a can of creamed corn on your and you’ll have real good luck with catching them. I took my sister out last week to show her my theory. She rubbed the corn in real good and added a cup of instant grits to the mix,it worked great! I hung my ugly stick out in the water and felt the sweet mouth of the biggest catfish ever! I looked down and realised it was my sis gnawing on my rod. We actually got fined for using my method.. I didn’t know you weren’t allowed to fish in the pool at the YMCA.
I just watched …
Was the best EVER!
I just watched porn, RandomSpewBros!!!
This is a game I …
This is a game I play with my wife. We turn the bathroom lights out then I shove my fist in the bathtub and it is instantly engulfed by a giant, slimy, stinking, bottom-dwelling, fish. I get more blood and puss on my arm than those rednecks do. pussies!
Nice catch man
Nice catch man
jesus will save …
jesus will save world
ur putting your …
ur putting your hand in the nest and have a partner help you
dudes, U rock
dudes, U rock
anyplace with hot …
anyplace with hot dykes is a place worthy of its existence, I say…